return my video game
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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