Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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