Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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