i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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