they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
