I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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