I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
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ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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