he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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