I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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