Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
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