seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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