The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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