Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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