I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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