normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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