turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
that may or may not have been my penis.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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