Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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