honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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