Buhtt sex?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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