His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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