I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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