Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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