i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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