Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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