I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
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Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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