listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
