you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Im part way to drunk.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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