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do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.