Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.