this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.