where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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