I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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