I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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