i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Randomize
