So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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