Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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