You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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