it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I want to fling myself into the sun
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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