some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I will be naked everywhere
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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