part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
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dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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