I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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