You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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