We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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