So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
NoShamevember. You game?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
