sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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