Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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