Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(727): View more from Florida

I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...

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(863): View more from Florida

Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?

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(337): View more from Louisiana

You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Who is this?!?!

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