i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"