What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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