Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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