he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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