Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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