some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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