do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
