I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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