We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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