it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i was born a porn star she said
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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