Midget sex pt 2 tonight
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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