Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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