It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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